The Film
FREE FOR ALL…BUT YOU!
An un-romantic comedy about being left out.
Synopsis:
MARTIN GREEN, a cute, geeky marketing genius from the mid west, feels like he’s missing out on something. Things move fast in the big city, and on his first day there, Martin finds himself trapped in a bizarre love triangle. In exchange for getting Martin a job a the trendy magazine “Hapenis”, his old pal, the hip, fast-talking, womanizer BERRY RICHARDS, has asked him for a big favor. A simple lie that will help to advance Berry’s courtship of the beautiful, JENNIFER ROSE. But when Martin and Jennifer meet and move in together, things get hectic. Martin’s taken a big risk by betraying the unpredictable Berry.
Initially, Martin hopes that he and Jennifer could become a couple. But he quickly learns that Jennifer is already committed. Not only will Martin be competing with Berry for her affections but with six other people! Jennifer is part of an exclusive group of 7 lifetime friends. Their 7-sided relationship seems ideal – casual sex with anyone inside the group – anytime, anywhere. It’s been ten years and no one has ever cheated. Jennifer’s attraction to the impulsive Berry has her questioning whether it’s time to leave her longtime group.
On top of his feelings for Jennifer, Martin has to endure the frequent orgies that go on in his home without him. He finds himself in one uncomfortable situation after another as Jennifer’s cult-like colony of lovers makes themselves at home – in his home. All Martin wants is what he believes everyone else has – a little happiness.
Free For All…But You! is a comedy about complex, modern relationships and the crazy motives that fuel the search for love. These characters know they can be free and liberated, they just don’t know how to go about it. No one wants to be left out.
